I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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