David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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