remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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