remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize