2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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I checked into jail on foursquare
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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