oh god the rape fog is back!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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