did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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