He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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