I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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