So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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