So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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