nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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