I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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