dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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