I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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