Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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