i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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