Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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