I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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