I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize