its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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