Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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