If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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