The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
God I need to hump something, right now.
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