dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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