Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He better not be in your backpack
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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