So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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