It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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