we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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