I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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