Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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