im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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