cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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