Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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