You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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