This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
You don't make any sense
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