What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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