i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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