If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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