her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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