Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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