Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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