SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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