I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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