piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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