butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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