Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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