sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Randomize