Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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