What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize